Made You Click.
welcome to thunderdomebitch.
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𝓐⠀long time ago in a hick town far, far away....
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I promised myself I would never step foot on carrd. I've broken every code I ever lived by. Was it worth the result? No. But can I stand back and proudly say I did it?⠀⠀ also no.hi. I'm Ash.
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24, she/they
caffeinated. covered in cat fur.
I love to write. What you see here is only 1% of my power.
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A few things to note!⠀⁀➷⠀This is an aged-up portrayal, written by an adult. Minors should not follow or interact with this account!
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⠀⁀➷⠀I am NOT my character, and I'd love to be friends ♡
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⠀⁀➷⠀fanart is the work of testabooger ﹫ tumblr
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Eric Theodore Cartman.
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he/him. 21 years of age. six feet tall. big boned.Born & raised in south park, colorado. A son. A trendsetter.
A two-time county jail inmate turning a new leaf.
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Living comfortably in a remodeled house of his design, conveniently located a block from the largest (and only) food mart in town.
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His freelance work has earned him a reputation as one of park county's top home renovators. Who needs a college degree or linear direction when you're a hustler, baby.
The Good.
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The Bad.
❌⠀Highly defensive
❌⠀Vulgar
❌⠀Hypocritical
❌⠀Stubborn as a bull
❌⠀Has, historically, made some bad decisions
❌⠀there's more but let's not focus on the negatives
THE GOOD.
✅⠀Has recently started seeing a psychiatrist for the aforementioned, but not all-inclusive list of vices. He is taking steps in learning to better express himself and to improve how he communicates with those who will still throw him a proverbial bone.⠀Very.⠀Small.⠀Steps.✅⠀Cooking skills 100/10.
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